Celia Rivenbark
Author
Pub. Date
2011.
Description
In her newest wickedly irreverent humor collection, Delia Rivenbark crack while getting her downward-facing dog on, pines for a world in which every mom getting behave like Betty Draper, and wonders why everybody's so excited about the science air when there aren't even any rides. In it you'll find essays on topics such as:
And much more! For any woman who longs for the good old days when Jane Fonda in legwarmers was the only one who saw you exercise,...
Author
Pub. Date
2004
Description
"On the short drive to the preschool, I dutifully unwrap a NutriGrain bar and toss it into the back seat to my four-year-old. Sometimes I'll even unwrap one for myself. Studies have shown that it's very important for families to eat together..."
Why couldn't the Sopranos survive living down South? Simple. You can't shoot a guy full of holes after eating chicken and pastry, spoon bread, okra, and tomatoes.
What does a Southern woman consider grounds...
Author
Pub. Date
2008
Description
Bestselling Author of We're Just Like You, Only Prettier and Bless Your Heart, Tramp
Hang on to your hats! We're in for some fiercely funny weather and crackling-sharp observations from Celia Rivenbark, of whom USA Today has said, "Think Dave Barry with a female point of view."
With her incomparable style and sassy southern wit, you'll hear from Celia on:
--The joys of remodeling Tara
--How Harry Potter bitch-slaps Nancy Drew
--Britney's To-Do...
Author
Pub. Date
2010
Description
From the author of the bestselling classics We're Just Like You, Only Prettier, and Bless Your Heart, Tramp, comes a collection of essays so funny, you'll shoot co'cola out of your nose. Topics include such gems as:
- Why Miss North Carolina is too nice to hate
- How Gwyneth Paltrow wants to improve your pathetic life
- Strapped for cash? Try cat whispering
- Sex every night for a year? How do you wrap that?
- Get yer Wassail on: It's carolin'...
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